Jewlarious Jokes 9/16/2022

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.


“Congratulations, Shlomo,” said the groom’s uncle. “I’m sure you’ll look back on this day and remember it as the happiest day of your life.”

“But I’m not getting married until tomorrow,” replied Moshe.

“I know,” replied his uncle.


Abe was doing some roofing work for Yaacov. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Yaacov and says “I think I will have to go home; I’ve come all over giddy and feel sick.”

Yaacov asks, “Ave yer got vertigo?”

Abe replies, “No I only live round the corner.”