“Hurry up kids or we’ll be late!” Mrs. Applebaum shouts to her kindergarten class.
“What’s the rush?” asks little Moishie Miller, the class troublemaker.
“If we’re late, we’ll miss your next class!” Mrs. Applebaum reminds him.
Moishie shrugs. “If you’re in such a hurry, you can go on without us.”
Moishe and his wife Miriam walked into a Dr. Stein’s dental office.
Moishe said to Dr. Stein, “Doc, I’m in a terrible hurry. I have two friends sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. Forget about the anesthetic; I don’t have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town, and it’s 9:30 already. I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work.”
Dr. Stein thought to himself, “My goodness, Moishe surely a very brave man, asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.”
So Dr. Stein asked him, “Which tooth is it, Moishe?”
Moishe turned to Miriam and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show him.”
David Abramson, an American tourist was visiting Israel. Hungry after his first day of sightseeing he decides to stop into a cafe for lunch. It was the type of cafe where you went up to the counter to select your food, so David approaches the front where he is greeted by a gruff old Israeli woman.
“So what choices do I have here?” David asks the cafeteria lady.
“You can choose to eat here or not.”